Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. 
  
His doctor says,  "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."     
  
Paddy asks,  "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"                                                           
  
  The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.   
  
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

lol

ha ha ha ha..funny

I find it very creative though it is VIP category...

ha ha funny

OMG..........This is Hilarious!

How about from the girl side who is going to marry a billionaire, wanted to marry a virgin girl. This girl has been in the old human business went to see a doctor and got some advise.

Have massage daily and not more  sex with other player. Do not show your expertise on the first night of Honeymoon and pretend you are kind of hurt when the thing slides down within you.

The day arrived and on the honeymoon night, she fully corroborates the advise but all of sudden the rich man cries loud with a pain, when asked what happen?. The answer was his "balls are in"too.

one boy n girl r havin sex n then the girl asks the boy to put his finger inside her pusss n again she asks him to slide another finger and boys does that without any hesitation and then she asks him to put his whole palm inside and again she asks him to put his whole hand in then again she asks him to put his another hand also inside then she asks the boy now clap......the boys says i cant do it 

@shantasamundra.....this ain't funny nomore....

k ho chihankipari timro pusss pani testai cha ki kya ho????? you look so offended.......

Q: What does pizza delivary man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

this guy and a girl were making out in their convertible on a freeway while driving. the girl decides it would be better if they parked somewhere. the guy pull over to the shoulder and continues humping and being humped. a few minutes and they are all naked. A race car zooms by and their clothes are all gone across the freeway.

amused, the guy while holding his dick, requests the girl to go to the other side of the road and get the clothes back that are stuck on the bushes. the girl says its not possible as she is naked too :-)
the guy hands her over his pair of shoes and tells her to cover her puss.

the girl runs over to the other side, when a cop pulls over and announces on his mike - "arite, i want you to put your  hands in the air and slowly step forward ...." the girl says she cannot, the officer asks why not? the girl says pointing towards the shoes covering her puss "can't you see this?"

the officer responds: "Geez! ok that applies to you to sir..... come out of that hole right now! I can still see your boots!"

kale ekdin tole ka saathi haru sanga lukamari kheldaithyo, tettikai ma euta panjabi cheu ko jhaadi ma aayera mutradaan garna laagechha.
punjabi ko tunturo dekhera kaale le afno tunturo herechha ra chhakka pardai bhanechha "punjabi uncle, punjabi uncle, aapka laada itnaa badaa kaise huwaa?" :-)
punjabi jharkidai bhanechha - utaa jaaa!
kalele feri sodhechha  - "naai, bhaniye na bhaniye punjabi uncle, aapka laada itnaa badaa kaise huwaa?" :-)
dikka bhayera punjabi le bhanechha - chanaa khao chanaa, chanaa khaanese land bada hota hai
danga pardai, ufridai kaale daudadai ghar aayera aama lai bhanechha -aama aama paach ruppe din na .... dinu na bhanyaa
aama timchhak pardai bhanichan - hoina talai ekabihanai paach ruppe kina chaahiyo huh? homework garish?
kaale- naaaaaaaaaaaaaaai, dinu na peleej
aama- paile bhan kina chaahiyo
kale- hyaaaaaa ... dinu na bhanya
aama - pahile bhan ani dimlaa
kale - malai punjabi uncle le bhanya chana khayo bhane turi thulo hunchha re
aama -  eh ho ra? laaah dus ruppe
kaale - dus ruppe?
aama - paach ruppe ko ta khaaa ... paach ruppe ko tero baau lai lyaide

herdaa herdai kaale thulo bhayechha ra kathmandu shankerdev padhna aayechha
bagbazar ma euta kothaa ni liyechha
ek dui din pachi kaale le thaa paayo, pallo kotha ma euti padma kanya ki chwaak basdi raichhe

ek din dui din tin din... kale lai atti bhayechha ra ek din drill machine lyaayera dui kotha ko bichha ko bhitta ma drill garechha.... yesso chiyaayera herna milne gari ani din raat sutukka herna thaalechha chwaak laai

utaaa chwaak pani khariyeki raichhin, college jaanu aghi, college bata aaye pachi, khanu aghi, khaye pachi ra sutnu aghi .. chwaak jahile ni hasta maithun gardi rachhin .. kahile aulaa le ta kahile mainbatti le...kahile coke ko bottle le ... kahile kera le ... kahile kaakro le ....

chwaak nabhayeko belaama kaale pani dil kholera tyo bhitta ko dulo prayog gardo raichha .. bhittai maa dina thaalechha ... dhit marne gari

yesai gari dui bidhyaarthi ko din charya chaldai thiyo .....

jaos na jaos ramprasad ji :D

sunya chaina yar ramprasad finish it

yo joke dhwase ji ra shantasamundra ji  laai delicated hai ta ...

kramasha .....

kaale le yessai ta bachhai dekhi chanaa khaako, tes maathi bademaan ko
kaalo tunturo ....
utaa chwaak ko bhane gaam bata paiso aauna banda bhayechha ...

sukilo, tanakka tankiyeko kandamul prayog garne baani unko .. aba bhane
hamme hamme parechha chwaak laai ... ke garne bhaadaa tirnai paryo ...
khaanai paryo ... hastamaithun garnai paryo .... ki kasso?

bichari ...ek din dui din garera sappai paiso sakkaichhin ..! paryo fasad ! paiso sakkiye pachi, bistaarai kandamul-janya  hastamaithun pani rokkine bho !

uta kaale laai bor hunu bhayechha, sadhai chwaak aulaa prayog garna laagin  -jun tyeti interesting thiyena kaale ko laagi!

dikka maanera kaale le 3 suka bhitta ko pwaak bata chwaak ko kothaa ma khasaaldiyechha!

chwaak beluki kotha ma aauda, 3 sukaa dekhera danga parin ra daudadai tarkari kinmel garna gayin.

raamchha ko trakari pasal ma dherai din pachi chwaak aayeko dekhera raamchha le bhanechhan ~ owaa chwaak ... chhu ju la? kaTa gayab bhayera lyaayeko haa?

chwaak - hoina dai, exam aayera ni!
raamchha - yeeee.... Tyei Ta bhanya ... kaTa gayo bhaneko Ta jaach po Di ra raichha baa ... Tarkiri line hoina Ta?
chwaak- ho ni dai, lauka ko kati dai?
sahu - 3 mohar
chwaak- karela ko?
sahu - 5 suka
chwaak - bhanta ko?
sahu - kalo galeko bhanta ko 1 ruppe, hariyo sukilo ko 5 suka ... line ho? kyaa kaTara chha... makhalaa? laamo laamo .... kaaa?
chwaak  - hyaa dai pani, kasto mahango ni?
sahu - kaaaa? nepal banda hoina aaja? line bahye leu natra naleu
chwaak - dai ma sanga 3 suka chha.... yo hariyo bhanta dinus na
sahu - hundaina hundaina aafnai 1 ruppe parya chha.. la line bhaye saau ko taau  la Timlaai bhanera 1 ruppe.... hoina bhane yo kaaaalo galye~kwo bhanta liyera jaau 3 suka la Timlai paile Dekhi chinyaakwo bhera ...

badhya bhayera, nachaaha nachaahadai chwaak kaalo bhanta liyera kothaa farkichhin ...

kaale pani danga parera tamtayar bhayera basechha ....

chwaak majaale bhanta-maithun garna laagichhin ... tara paryo fasaad? galeko bhanta .... garnai gaaro bhayechha ... tettikaimaa chwaak le bhitta ko dulo dekhichhin ..!

khushi hudai, bhanta laai bhitta ko dulo ma chhiryaaudai majaa le bhittajanya bhanta-maithun garna laagichhin ...

utaa hamro kaale laai parnu pir parechha, hudo khaado ko euta dulo, tyo pani chhekiyo baaaa!

ranakka risaaudai kaale le bhanta taanechha dulobata ra hatta-na-patta aafno bademaan ko tunturo haalechha

utaa chwaak le thaha napaai bhitta ragadan gareko garyai garichhin ... jindagi ma napaayeko santusti both of them le paaye chhan...

ebam prakar le 3 suka ko dincharya suru bhayechha

9 months pachhi ko kuro ho ... chwaak le euta ghorle chhoro paayichhin ... chakka parichhin ! kasari paaiyo? dimaag kharaab!!! bachho kaalo barna ko bhayeko le naam pani "Kishna" raakhichhin.

kisne 5 barsa ko hudo ho, ek din tole ka saathi haru sanga aafno baau jhai guchha kheldai thyo.... tettikai ma pallo tole ko keta haru aayechhan ra guchha challange garechhan ra kishne le haarechha

haraaye pachhi sabai le kishne lai " kaale haruwaa... kaale haruwaaa" bhandai jiskaayechhan

rudai rudai kishne ghar aaye chha ra aama laai sodhechha

kishne- aama aama malai sabaile kaale bhanchhan, ma kina kaale bhayeko?
aama- bhaigo chod de puranaa kura
kishne - hoina bhannu na peleej, ma kasari kalo bhaye?
aama- utaa jaa... kich kich nagar
kishne (uttaano parera khutta fyaaldai ra haat bhui maa bajardai)- naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
aama- na ro na ro ... la ma bhanchhu
kishne - kina ta? kasari?
aama - her choraa, tyo din ma sanga arko ek sukaa bhaako bhaye, ta aaja kaalo hoina, hariyo hunthis bujhish!
kishne- huh?
aama- aa!

dhanyabad ramprasad ji  

petaro ma aru cha bhane tyo pani [Disallowed String for - Bad word 'fuk']am kyare

Not that Dirty, but funny.

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"