The Sky is the limit here fellas if I have use a cliche! Simply brag about anything and everything. I know some of us hate rubbing their success in peoples face but what the hell we earned it for, to brag if u ask me ! And Pls try not to lie! 

Here's how my first one goes, 
I have been pulled over twice while driving under influence however on both the occasions I succeeded persuading the officer that how that DUI citation is going to crush  my whole career and destroy the dream of my poor family back home leaving them with no other choice but hanging themselves !
They both somehow happened to be emotional fools( not disrespecting them, I just don't know any fancy word to describe them) Hence leaving me with no major traffic violation ticket yet. Know on wood !
P.S I am not proud of those incidents, I am proud of the way I maneuvered !

 not impressed, I have some friends who had to leave the country because with DUI they were not able to get anywhere in their lives. 

you can fool some people some time , but you can't fool all the people all the time. 

It kind of amaze me how can you even think about it as an accomplishment.

 

To me, i don't see him fooling anyone but himself. This fool reminded me of Dr. Shiva Lal Acharya eventually comitting sucide in Jail after he was accused of killing a motorcyclist through hit and run somewhere around Pennsylvania. Well, son stop bragging and get on the track before it's too late.

You fools clear all your ears real good and hear when I say this okey, I dint made this thread to hear your BS. If you have something to brag abt, go ahead an do that, you are more than welcome to do so but if I see you assholes trolling in my thread again I am gonna get real derogatory at u. Like Dave Grohl  somewhere said "you don't come to my show and  fight, you come to my show and fking dance you asshole"

indeed someone perfectly created a quote when the king of God visited the earth and summoned a swine for a venture of a heaven

okey asshole heard enough from you, can you please keep ur wisdom to yourself for bholebaba's sake. i am saying please !

thank you !

I recently made a new girlfriend because she thinks I've a green card and we hav secks everydayyyy at her place whenever her roommates are not around or sleeping!!! But last night she wanted it really bad because she got little drunk so I was pounding her in the living room and I think her roommates heard us that's why one of them came outside horney cuz she was drunk too and we had three sum!!! Woot woott

Dude
If I see you driving while drunk, I won't only call a cop on you but also whack you real hard so you cannot drive that night. This is not funny; I don't give a sh** about how you live your life or what would happen to you, but if you jeopardize mine and other drivers life on the road by being such a dumbf*** I don't find it funny at all.
Sorry, you just pissed me off for the morning now. Could you be a little less ignorant??

 one that got away 

Dude Shame on you!
Here you are bragging for yourself? Thukka.
Well for the first incident if you had done that its ok.
But you did it twice? and you are proud of yourself? you know what you will do it again
because you have been succeding twice you think u can get away from this over n over n over.
If one of the officer had given you citation you would be more careful, but no instead you are proud. 
Dont drink n drive.. this might cost your and over several people's life one day. 
I do not see why you are so proud of yourself. 

gentleman, you guys have taken this to a whole different level now. i have already mentioned in my very first post that i am not proud of those incidents but the way i maneuvered myself out of it. is it really that hard to understand ? besides i am just an occasional drinker, it just happened that i got caught on all the occasion last year.
PIRKA : naaaaice !

hers how my second one goes,

i banged more girls in my first semester than the entire nepali boka gang of my university (33) in their 4 years of college.

Dude,
You wanted to make it sound like you were sorry and you were not bragging. But your reply totally states that you are an arrogant person. I hope you get charged next time when you drink and drive. You need a big lesson in your life, I think.

bigbang: thank you for your input.

 one who got away 
you are a DORK to have an exact calculations of all the hoes u fckd

ohh it wasnt me who did that calculation sir, it was them 33 bokas. i just happily accepted the title. about being a dork, i am one.

 Dude, 
Something is wrong with you, your topic is misleading "BRAG" and you say you are not proud of same thing you brag about. And when I gave my opinion you came down to you level and threaten me that you will use some kind of word " bhai aacchu khaye baachu khaye jhuse barula" 

Sabhye manche sanga kasari bolchan sikera aau pahile and them post something. If you don't like people opposing you then sajha is not for you. 

And sorry this is not your show, once you post it in public, it is not yours it is ours. So stop posting BS in our sajha. 

And try to be nice to people who comment , dude it is not a one day thing, I have been in sajha since 2005,  what goes around comes around, be sure not to regret in future for the things you said today. 

Peace out.  And seriously don't drink and drive. 

take this thing seriously; when you drive drunk you are risking not just your life but others as well. You should goto one of those DWI classes where they show victims pictures and their histories. Please treat this thing seriously. That's all I gotta say.

Driving in most US cities is dangerous without drinking to say the least.  When you add alcohol to that, you are a time bomb about to explode!  It is just a matter of time; sooner or later the karma will get you if you don't change your habits.  Risking your life is your choice, but risking others' with your stupidity is not worth mentioning, and nothing to brag about!!  Please respect your own life!  If you don't respect your own life, please respect others'. 

 You, sir are a royal dumbass of the highest order. What's your IQ like? -45? 

Footy bro don't take that anger of not inviting me on our football team out on me here in this thread. I thought you were a grown ass man !
Iq thing reminded me of something I love to brag abt
1280 on SAT ! I know it's not something extraordinary but hey better than any of my dumbass friends!