I got this one in mail so just want to share:

SARDAR IN AMERICA..

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.

After taking rest they started for a local visit.

While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.

Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.

After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,

“I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.

Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.

Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.

The third one said,

“I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.

They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,

” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.

They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said,

” The keys were in my pocket only”.

With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.

After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,

” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.

Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:

“This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this…!!!”

 

What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
    He will compare it with the original for spelling
    mistakes !!
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surdar freedom
    fighters. They were  planning for free punjab.
    Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab
    from India but how would   we develop it?"
    That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly
    Banta Singh replied, "No  problem! we'll
    attack USA, it would take over us and then we would
    be a state of USA and  we'll automatically get developed." All the surds
    became happy on this very simple solution  but an old surd did not utter a single word.    Someone asked him why he
    wasn't happy. The   surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
    HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE   TAKE OVER USA ????"
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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a   bargain.
    "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the   salesman.
    "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
    He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
    hair style, and returned   to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV.".
    "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman   replied.
    "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a
    complete disguise this   time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit,big
    sunglasses, then waited a  few days before he again approached the salesman.  "I would like to buy this   TV."
    "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
    Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a
    Sardar?"   "Because that's a microwave, not a TV" he replied.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
    Because under 18 was not allowed.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
    Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning   storms?
    --They think their picture is being taken.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
    They can not find the eleven on the phone
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TO LOSE WEIGHT..
    The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight   kilometers a day for 300
    days, he would loose 34 kilos.

At the end of 300  days, Sardarji called the
    doctor to report he had lost the  weight, but he
    had a problem.
    "What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
    I'm 2400 kms away from home."
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more coming soon...................

Sardar ji in plane:

A Sardarji is travelling for the first time in a plane, headed for Bombay. While the plane is landing, he starts shouting "Bombay, Bombay!".

The air hostess says, "Be silent".

Sardaji says, "OK", and starts shouting "ombay, ombay".

Sardarjis' have a very innovative way of finding their sex (male/female). They put their hands in the pocket and count their fingers. If the result is 10 then female, if the result is 11 then male. Try it.

great kushal bro. thnks a lot for making me laugh.

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt
    sleepy so he gave the
    guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to
    wake him up when the   station arrived. This guy
    was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the
    sardarji deserved more  service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the
    barber quietly shaved off   his beard. When the station  arrived, the Sardarji
    was woken up, and he   went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his
    face,and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
      Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he
    "The cheat on the train   has   taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his
    knees and started   thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your
    donkey is missing;   what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji
    replied "I am thanking Him  for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at
    that time, otherwise I   would have been missing too."

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the
    birth certificate "Mother:
    Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you
    write "Chinese" when both
    parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a
    newspaper, it says that every 4th
    person born on the Earth now is a
    Chinese."

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DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 (X RATED)

A Sardarji ordered a Milking Machine. Tried it on on his penis & had a

wonderful orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the

manual & faints. The Manual said," AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS"

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A SAD STORY : A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother

so, he put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was

asleep. Now comes the sad part - the next day their driver died.

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.Prostitute to man:"Hi, man, want to have sex?

Man to prostitute :"Ok.Only if you do it like my wife does."

Prostitute:"I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?

Man:"She does it for free."

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A 20 year old boy gets married to a 65 year old lady. The next

day after marriage, the boy dies. Reason: He drank expired milk

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Sardar to sardarni:" Let's try something different, let me do it

in your ear."

Sardarni:"Hohji, aur mein beheri ho gayi to?"

Sardar:"Aaj tak goongi hui kya?"

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What girls say during Sex -  

English girl - Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!!

American girl - Yeah Baby,Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!!

Pakistani girl - Ahista Abboo......Ammi jaag jayegi!!!!!!!!!!

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A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off

hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted,

"I told you not to go doggy style".  

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MORE COMING SOON.................................

Sardar ji on Buffalo:

Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.

Sardar replied, “baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!”

“4 wheelar hai.”

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his
    knees and started   thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your
    donkey is missing;   what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji
    replied "I am thanking Him  for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at
    that time, otherwise I   would have been missing too."

This is less a sirdarji joke than a reality even for non sirdarjis. This must be how the Surya B Thapa and Pashupati SJB Rana must have been feeling right now. Moral of the story: Don't count on an ass...

 

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Two Sardar ji walking together:

Pehla: Oye Marr Gaye.

Meri Biwi Aur Meri Premika Ek Saath Aa Rahi Hain..

Dusra: Abe Main Bhi Yahi Bolne Wala Tha