Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

very funny man...

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED What is the difference between girls/woman Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?  At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.  At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

For the person who has every thing:

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I gotta have me that gagget.

Mobile phone ironing --- dumb ass dhoti...

Only for men and over 18 years old.


No Respect for Women (NSFW)
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Elastic Band

Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video

What Happens If You Cheat in a Bike Race

Helping Hand.... or is it???

Animator vs. Animation 2

Office Discussions

DID YOU KNOW….

- That your heart mussels has the power to spit blood 10 meter up in the air.

- That an elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump.

- That the strongest mussels in our body is our tongue.

- A pig’s orgasm last 30 minutes?

- Statistically people are more afraid of spider then of dying

- All the polar bears are left-handed.

- A crocodile cannot pull it’s tongue out

- Butterfly taste with their feat

- A Cockroaches can live 9 days without it’s head. It dies only because it cannot eat.

- Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun.

- It is impossible to sneeze with your eye open.

- It is Impossible to kiss your own elbow.

- 111,111,111 * 111,111,111 = 123456789987456123

- Star fish has no brain

- A statue of a soldier on a horse in the park where both it’s legs are up means that the soldier died in the battle. If the horse’s only one leg is lifted then the soldier died by his wounds. And if the horse stands on his all four legs then the soldier died his natural death.

- Mosquitoes have teeth

- In the ancient England, people were not allowed to have sex without an agreement of the king. If someone needed a child, then they needed a permission from the royal. Then they got a board to hang on their doors so the others could see that the couple had sexual relationships. On the board it was written : “Fornication Under Consent of the King’’ (F.U.C.K.). Hence the word FU(K.

- When the English explorer came to Australia, they saw a strange animal which jumped really high and fast. They asked the native people (The Aboriginals) in the body language and sign language what that animal was. They answered ‘’Kan Ghu Ru’’. The English adopted the word Kangaroo.

But what those native people were saying was : "We don’t understand you " ‘kan Ghu Ru’

- Under the historical war, when the troops came home without loss, they put a sign up so that every one could see. "0 killed". (Zero killed). Hence the expression ‘’OK’’ which means All is well/good.

- 80 % of the people who reads this tries to kiss their elbow.

Football Player Pumps It Himself

Clean your Monitor Here:

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REMEMBER The Sound.

Caution: Porn  Noise (Noise Inappropriate for Kids, remember headphones. )

What if Porn star Don't remember their Dialogs:

Europe is a country and everyone speaks french here

Why we believe Americans are stupid

 

Why we believe Americans are stupid2

The View: They don't know if the world is round or flat.